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− | <div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to [[RETARDIPEDIA]],</div>
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− | <div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in [[English language|English]]</div>
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− | !<poll>
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− | Who is the best God of all time?
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− | Jesus Christ
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− | Bruce Almighty
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− | Morgan Freeman
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− | Budda
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− | Allah
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− | Kanye
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− | What is the most important feature in a God?
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− | Helps me score touchdowns
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− | Cures illnesses in rural folk
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− | Likes to hear name called during sex
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− | Has cool pointy buildings (where people go on Sundays)
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− | Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc)
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− | If you could ask God for one wish what would it be?
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− | World peace
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− | Cure for cancer
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− | Trip to Disneyland
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− | Bigger Dick
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− | Cowboys in the Super Bowl
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− | </poll>
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