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Who is the best God of all time? | Who is the best God of all time? | ||
Jesus Christ | Jesus Christ | ||
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Kanye | Kanye | ||
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What is the most important feature in a God? | What is the most important feature in a God? | ||
Helps me score touchdowns | Helps me score touchdowns | ||
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Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc) | Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc) | ||
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If you could ask God for one wish what would it be? | If you could ask God for one wish what would it be? | ||
World peace | World peace | ||
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Cowboys in the Super Bowl | Cowboys in the Super Bowl | ||
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+ | <!-- IN THE NEWS; ON THIS DAY --> | ||
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